Rebecca's Reply

So when Rebecca Ferris read my post about how she tried to kill me she had a thing or two to say about the situation. We were both working on the computers in the practice room when she read the post, so she shot me an email denying her guilt, and we emailed back and forth for a few minutes, talking smack about who's got better skills. It got pretty funny, so I thought I'd post our conversation.

Rebecca: i did NOT purposely try to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: yeah you did you murderer wannabe!

Rebecca: whatever. there's nothing to be jealous of with you

Me: that's a load and you know it!

Rebecca: ok, tell me what you have that i don't

Me: i got skills, man!

Rebecca: like what. taking pictures of yourself in harmony?

Me: well, that too. i mean skills in general. oh yeah. i got skills.

Rebecca: yeah, whatever. i've got better skills

Me: pshaw! you wish. naw man, let me just say. i am totally the bomb dot comb. like, the bomb digity dot com. i could outplay you anyday. by the end of next semester, i bet i'll be able to beat you in a french horn off!

Rebecca: alrighty, we'll have to do that. the only reason why you could outplay me is cause horn is way harder than euphonium anyway

Me: no man, i mean, i'll have better french horn skills than you because...I GOT SKILLS BABY!

Rebecca: yeah yeah, whatever. don't call me baby. i think i feel threatened. i want to come over and beat you over the head with my case

Me: whatev! i'll beat you over the head with my...um...boots! [she had been making fun of my boots earlier]

Rebecca: ooh, are they warm?

Me: you better believe it!...baby! hahaha

Rebecca: argh!!!!!!!!!!!! i still have 5 atomic fireballs, you know

Me: aaahhhhh! btw, it's really hard to do auralia [an ear training program] with that stupid bell thing playing. esp. since it's usually out of tune and sometimes the harmonies are wrong. urg.

Rebecca: i know, it bugs me so much, cause like your blog said, i was trying to harmonize with it today, and it's so out of tune!!!

Wow, we're so wierd! But it just cracks me up. It's so hilarious to talk smack with other brass players. Anyway, I better get going. I just wanted to share the hilarity of my conversation with Rebecca. LOL.